A Shot 'n a Beer, Pittsburgh Style

From The Boys' and Girls' Little Book of Alcohol, an eBook available for kindle, nook, and iBooks. Why don'tchoons buy it, huh?

A Shot ‘n a Beer

       Youns jus' take a coupw o’ shot glasses dahn from ‘e cupboard ‘ere ‘n put ‘em ahn ‘e cahn’er. N’en youns fiw ‘em with some kahn’a whiskey an’ serve it with Ahrn Citys, an’ ‘at’s a Shot ‘n a Beer for a coupw peopw. It’s reaw simpw.
            This was my blighted youth.